When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.
Mitch HedbergI hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"
Mitch Hedberg