I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.
Mitch HedbergI got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
Mitch HedbergI got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.
Mitch Hedberg