I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.

Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.

Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.