A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

You got to always take advantage of getting your room cleaned. You may think it's nice not to have anybody in your room, like your privacy's not being invaded. But there's nothing like walking back into a clean room. You've got to remember that.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, so I kicked it.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.