I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
Mitch HedbergIt's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
Mitch HedbergI like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg