I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

We don't have to fix anything.

Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

Mitch”, but then reattach it and call it “Mitch-all-together.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.