Iโd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. Itโd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to itโs exact purpose!
Mitch HedbergLook at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
Mitch Hedberg