A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Then let's print up some flyers!

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"