Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.