They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in. 'You're not special. That's how I receive it too... I tried to taste it, but it did not work'.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.