Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.

It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.

I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.

Use those brains that God put in your head.

You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.

Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.