I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
Moms MableyHoney, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!
Moms MableyMy husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctorโs office and make people sick.
Moms MableyBlack women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.
Moms MableyThe teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.
Moms MableyIf you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
Moms MableyAdvice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.
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