Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.
You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.
Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.