If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
Moms MableyI don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
Moms Mabley[On turning down an invitation to appear for four minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show:] Honey, it takes Moms four minutes just to get on the stage.
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