Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
Use those brains that God put in your head.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.