If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.