Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.

[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.

The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.

A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can