A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!
You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.