A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!