Use those brains that God put in your head.

A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can

You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.

If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?

Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.