Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
Use those brains that God put in your head.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!