You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.
Use those brains that God put in your head.
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.
Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.