The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.

[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.

Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.

If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.

Use those brains that God put in your head.

A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can