In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.