In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.