Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.