Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?