Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.