I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.