What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

I found people looked better when they laughed

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

you don't know what you think unless you say it.