What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?