One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man
I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.
My life needs editing.
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.