What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?