What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?