I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

My life needs editing.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.