You haven't lived until you've died in California
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.