I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

My life needs editing.

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

If you can't join them, beat them.

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?