I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.
I found people looked better when they laughed
Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?
Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.
I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.