I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.