I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

I found people looked better when they laughed

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.