I found people looked better when they laughed
Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?
This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.