There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.