People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?