New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

If you can't join them, beat them.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.