New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Obama is running again for spite.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.