The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!