The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

You know me, I love lost causes.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.