Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.