I found people looked better when they laughed

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.