I found people looked better when they laughed

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.