Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?
Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.