Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.