Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

I found people looked better when they laughed

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?