Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
My life needs editing.
Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.
Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.