Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

you don't know what you think unless you say it.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.