If you can't join them, beat them.
The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
Obama is running again for spite.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.