you don't know what you think unless you say it.
You haven't lived until you've died in California
A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.