Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

you don't know what you think unless you say it.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.