I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

You know me, I love lost causes.