Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.