Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

I found people looked better when they laughed

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?