One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?
If you can't join them, beat them.
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.