One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.