A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.