I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

I found people looked better when they laughed

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

You know me, I love lost causes.