I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.