Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
Mort SahlNew book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
Mort SahlThe fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.
Mort Sahl