Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
Mort SahlWomen want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
Mort SahlThere are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
Mort SahlLiberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort Sahl