If you can't join them, beat them.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?