If you can't join them, beat them.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.