I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.