I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.