A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.