There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

My life needs editing.