There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

you don't know what you think unless you say it.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

You haven't lived until you've died in California