There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

You know me, I love lost causes.

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.