There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.