People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.
Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.