you don't know what you think unless you say it.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

Obama is running again for spite.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man