you don't know what you think unless you say it.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.