you don't know what you think unless you say it.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

You know me, I love lost causes.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.