you don't know what you think unless you say it.

I found people looked better when they laughed

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.