you don't know what you think unless you say it.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.