you don't know what you think unless you say it.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.