you don't know what you think unless you say it.

I found people looked better when they laughed

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.