Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.