The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

If you can't join them, beat them.