A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.