If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

you don't know what you think unless you say it.