If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.