There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.