We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.