We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?