If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60โฒs when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
Mort SahlA conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
Mort SahlEvery time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
Mort Sahl