Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.