Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

you don't know what you think unless you say it.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.