Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.
I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.