Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

If you can't join them, beat them.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.