People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?
One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.