I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
You haven't lived until you've died in California
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.