I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.