I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.